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COMMENTS OF AN ALASKAN ATTORNEY
IN CALIFORNIA
ON HIS HOTEL'S "CONTINENTAL" BREAKFASTS

In this land, of fruits and nuts

I'd just like to kick some butts.

"Family Breakfast", the menu said.

I guess I should have stayed in bed.

For two days running, I've been had.

I've come to breakfast, a hungry lad,

only to be met, by pansy fare,

unsuitable, for this hungry bear.

Oh, there was cereal, and fruits galore,

but honestly, I must have more!

Where's the eggs? Where's the meat?

How 'bout waffles? They're real neat.

How about pancakes?

A slice of ham?

What kind of guy do you think I am?

I come away, my stomach aching,

wishing for some strips of bacon.

How about a steak?

Or a sausage patty?

It doesn't help to call me "Fatty"!

A Real "Farm Breakfast" , is what I say,

that this guy needs, to start his day.

Am I alone, in seeking meat?

Or are there others, who like this treat?

If I'm alone, I'll shut my yap.

But I sure as hell

won't eat THIS crap!

By WAYNE ANTHONY ROSS


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